Ice Cream Man gets the Finger

Dateline Alabama
The man who found a severed fingertip in his frozen chocolate custard has made a belated offer to return it, to its owner. Of course, during the time when the finger could surgically be reattached, Clarence Stowers refused. Mr. Stowers has now had a change of heart, he is willing to return the severed finger to its rightful owner Mr. Brandon Fizer. I wonder, just what he thinks Mr. Fizer is going to do with this finger, it can't be reattached.

Mr. Stowers is preparing to sue the frozen custard company for what I'm sure will be an outrageous amount of money. If there is a God in heaven, or if you believe in karma, Mr. Fizer will sue Stowers for that very same amount.